One Condom Away

One Condom Away...

From experiencing the most memorable night of your life
From finally being able to call yourself a man
From making your wildest dreams come true
From the best sleepless night you've ever had
From tug of war like you've never played it before

From not telling your next partner that you have a child
From not questioning whether you are an absent father
From not paying 18 years of child support
From not having restless nights worrying about when you can see your little girl again
From not playing tug of war like you're never played it before, in court

Just wear it.