T's brother and sister in law have a dog named Beemer.
We are taking care of him for the week:
1. He must stay on a room all day until someone turns off the house alarm and lets him into a non-sensored area. Beemer does not have his own outdoor yard.
2. Beemer eats like a Hoover. Sometimes you can't hear him chew the kibble because he eats so fast. His bottomless stomach is also the reason why we can't leave food out for the day, and must feed him at meal times only.
3. The dog craps 2 minutes after he eats so someone has to take him out or else he'll leave a gift in the living room.
4. Attention hog!
5. Constant play during the waking hours is mandatory or else he probably won't able to sleep. And he like sleeping in bed with you.
6. All is forgiven and we don't mind, especially when he gives us the puppy dog eyes.
BTW, Cats are so much easier. Unless, of course, they are cry babies.
