Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Chorus

fish eat worms
birds eat fish
people eat fish and birds
worms eat people

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Which super-villain are you?

Your results:
You are Mystique


































Mystique
75%
The Joker
65%
Dr. Doom
63%
Dark Phoenix
61%
Apocalypse
60%
Venom
57%
Juggernaut
55%
Poison Ivy
54%
Lex Luthor
49%
Two-Face
47%
Riddler
46%
Catwoman
46%
Mr. Freeze
45%
Magneto
44%
Kingpin
29%
Green Goblin
27%
Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.


Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

Peace of Mind

Dear Kimberly,

Your application for healthcare coverage has been approved, and your coverage will go into effect on Tue Jun 12 03:00:00 EDT 2007.

Your identification cards and a packet with your Evidence of Coverage/Certificate of Insurance and other important information will arrive in the mail shortly.

Thank you for choosing Blue Shield as your healthcare coverage provider.

- - -

I wish everyone could have coverage.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Pervasive Toxic Particles

I think my car is poisoning me. So I am going to test it out with this nifty invention:


Carbon Monoxide (CO) is a toxic, odorless, and tasteless gas produced by the incomplete combustion of gasoline, kerosene, natural gas, butane, propane, fuel oil, wood, coal, and other fossil fuels. Dangerous levels of CO can be produced by internal combustion engines or from any poorly vented or improperly adjusted fuel-burning appliance. Exposure to CO may cause sickness, headaches, or even death.

This Carbon Monoxide Detector can save a pilot’s life, especially when flying with the heater on, by warning of the presence of CO in the cockpit—the spot will turn gray/black when CO is in the air. The spot on the detector returns to normal color after it is exposed to fresh air.

You can use this CO-DETECTOR as your personal and portable CO detection device. With the adhesive back, stick it on the panel or dash for a semi-permanent installation, or wear it on an ID badge or on a lanyard. Uses include:

* Airplanes
* Cars
* Fuel Trucks
* Grass Cutting Equipment
* Tugs
* Campers
* And More!

Useful life is 90 days once opened.

I also bought some for my family. Hope it works.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Nothing rhymes with Orange

Instead of buying the shirt, I thought I'd send the message. Imagine it stretched across one's bosom.



T-shirt available at Threadless.com