These are some of the jokes I would tell:
On the first day-
Q. Chemistry is about matter and energy. Everything is made of matter. So... What's the matter?
A. EVERYTHING IS THE MATTER.
When learning about nomenclature and naming molecules
Q. Which is the Ugliest Molecule? (some knowledge of another language is required)
A: Iron (II) Oxide. (FeO)
If it wasn't slightly inappropriate, I would wear this when we learn about measuring volume.
I would be the teacher that everyone rolled their eyes at... or something.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
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